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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why isn't he making me cake?Well?
To bloody busy being ill, that's why! And this time no mandarins involved just pigs.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:22,
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I hear making cakeis an excellent cold and flu remedy
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:28,
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Alsothe mucus expelled into the mixture during the making of the cake adds flavour.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:29,
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Stuff some tampons up his noseProblem solved
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:33,
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have you ever had such a runny nose...that you've been tempted?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:35,
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Tempted yesbut never actually done it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:41,
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I have not done it either.I have, however, rammed lots of toilet paper up my nose in order to get some sleep.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:42,
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Would dead mice do?The cats keep bringing them home as presents for us and it's a shame to see them go to waste.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:35,
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I'd quite like pictures of youstuffing dead mice up PJM's nose
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:41,
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I suspect he'd only submitif there were skimpy undies involved.
He says they make him feel 'all pretty'
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:47,
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