OK how about this
I've been tentatively seeing the mother of my kid again. We just went on holiday and got on fine.

Yesterday my mother came up for the day to see me and also my daughter, so she came to my ex's flat to see the baby.

So the night before I gave up my Saturday night plans to go round to her flat to help tidy it up. Rather nice of me, no? Not content with that I went and collected a takeaway Vietnamese meal for our supper. I called from the restaurant and got her what she asked for.

Upon sitting down to eat she began literally shouting and screaming at me about how she wanted PRAWNS in her hot & sour soup -SHE ALWAYS HAS PRAWNS, I SHOULD KNOW THAT etc - despite her telling me VEGETABLES over the phone. When I pointed out that this was a trifle unreasonable she threw me out of her house - I had to empty my supper into a tupperware pot and leave immediately.

Then yesterday when it came time for my mother to leave I left too, to escort my mother to the station, telling this woman that I would call her soon and thanks for a nice day. This was met with a text telling me that this was apprently 'FUCKING RUDE'. I ignored her (20 x missed calls later) so she texted me telling me

a) a handful of records of mine are now in the street along with an £80 pair of jeans
b) I can no longer see my daughter
c) loads of other shit

so, in answer to your question, the above has disturbed, annoyed and pissed me off in the last 24hrs alone.

What a nutter, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

christ
that sucks. are the records ok?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I don't know, and they contain
Pink Fairies: Kings of Oblivion
Lenny Kaye's Nuggets compilation
DC's Highway to Hell (and Live at Donington DVD)
The 2 New York Dolls LPs
Introducing The Sonics
Ted Nugent: Cat Scratch Fever

I can't remember what else....

aaAAAAAAaaaARghhh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:20, Reply)

you have my sympathies

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I have thought about
cancelling a child maintenance payment to cover the loss, but that would make me a cunt, wouldn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:24, Reply)

no more than actually being a cunt would

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:32, Reply)

I'm not sure I understand this comment, sorry for being dim
do I withhold cash or not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Get out dude.
Strap on the parachute and get the fuck out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:30, Reply)

She's extremely nice looking
and absolute filth, but evil and mental with it (see above)...

It should be a no-brainer (apologies for the Americanism) but whenever i see her, especially around my daughter, my reasoning goes to shit.

My generally extremely tolerant brother is politely telling me to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER and after this weekend's shenanigans I think I may have to start listening.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 17:35, Reply)