Is it slander?
Are we counting posts as spoken word?
If so, everyone should be typing words that reflect their accents.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah
Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

HEY THERE I HAD INDIAN AT THE WEEKEND

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

OOh
What did you have, Krispina?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

chicken tikka, naan, cucumber sauce, chicken curry, rice
want
moar
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:24, Reply)

More-or-less what I get
Also mint raita, chutney, bjajis and poppadums :-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

no one knew what to order so we cheated and hit up the buffet
we were all quite pleased, and couldn't stop eating...I think I'm still stuffed
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Yes
It's a really nice kind of stuffed!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I'll not be doing that
Ye widnae hae a clue whit Ah wis sayin.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

*immediately puts on 'ignore'*

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)