Vipros is a dick,
"what's the biggest present you can get under a tenner?"
a sun a fucking sun, you can't get a bigger present than that that answer was awesome and Vipros should be banned for mocking me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the smug cunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Gonz doesn't want to settle down with a bitter old cow like you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

He fucking loves me,
as do you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Gonz and I have no room in our hearts for anyone else.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

bit touchy there eh?
if you could actually deliver them a sun then that would be impressive. Buying a certificate that says you "own" a star on the other hand is a pretty lame cop out given the criteria. Also, it's not useful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Think of the practacalitys of it, you morron.
For fucks' sake, are you thick or something? If you move the sun into someone's house, you'll kill all life as we know it, including yourself. LMAO, your sooo lame.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I said it would be impressive
made no mention of how it might be carried out, or the wisdom of doing so
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

He's a total loser,
he's out of the cool gang, right out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

You lot are actually arguing about this?
Brilliant.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

It's amused me that chompy has reacted to it so much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

He's gone berserk.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I'm not sure I was ever in the cool gang
so I could start a rival uncool gang with Vipros.

|If however I am in the cool gang and just didn't realise it, then Vipros can fuck right off the smug git, I'm far to cool to be associated with him!
( Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I like the way you've cunningly covered all the bases here
also, I hate the way you've pathetically covered all the bases here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Kernow v Devon

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I like both
prefer living in Devon though I reckon. For practical reasons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Devon can lick the oldest cheesiest bits from my bellend after a 5 day festival

( Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:44, Reply)

SPACE
HA !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

You know those people who sale plots on the moon and stuff.
I might make something where you can buy a sector of space, and some sort of php/api mash up thing that'll notice you when something goes through it, like a planet or whatever.

That would be fucking awesome, if only I was motivated.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I like this idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

oh look, he's being nice now,
yeah, too little too late mate.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

if I see a good idea I'll give it a thumbs up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

It'll never happen.
If it's not available at Tesco, Gonz isn't interested.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I reckon Tesco extra might stock it
not your metro bollocks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I fucking hate tesco now.
It's only good for condiments.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:45, Reply)

glad to hear you've seen sense
the one in Exeter is shit, and full of cunts.

Sainsburys may be full of Exeter uni students (probably the biggest cunts in the world) but at least it's not rammed with complete morons.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)

I think I'm going to petition for them to open up a waitrose in southgate.
I might start up a facebook group.

That would be fucking awesome, we're lacking in major supermarkets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:49, Reply)

waitrose is good if you want nice, fancy stuff
not so good for your everyday items. Sainsburys is where it's at, believe me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:51, Reply)

My local tescos isn't even good for condiments anymore
They stopped selling the 1kg bottles of ketchup as they are slowly down grading from big tesco to shit tesco.

485g of ketchup lasts about 10 fucking minutes with me!

I hate Tesco more than Devon and Vipros and YM put together!
( Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

fuck sake
what are you doing with it? squirting it up your farter? You need MAKRO!!

do you carry sachets around for quick fixes....i know i do.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I don't put it on everything like my crazy sister in law
but when I do use it I use lots! I have sachets in work for emergencies
( Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:09, Reply)

What is Sainsbury's good for?
It keeps the cunts out of Waitrose.

Not original, but I like it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:57, Reply)

FUCKING DO IT!
Make them put it near the station.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)