hahahahaha
no really, I feel your pain. I've yet to use that line with my gf.

I'm not giving you a blowjob though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've yet to use that line with my gf.

The former should be so much more frequent than the latter that I don't recommend any man using the line unless they want to spend their entire pay packet down the florist.
( djtrialprice, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:49, Reply)

this is a very valid point
I knew there was a good reason why I haven't used it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I only used it cos I had just read your sig
Which makes it your fault so you should at least get the slap!
( Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I got it from someone else on here though
and if I could remember who it was I'd tell you so you could try and pin the blame on them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Too late!
You already made it to my "People to kill" list
( Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:57, Reply)

a friend of mine used to carry around a bit of paper
and if someone pissed him off he'd get it out and write down their name while shouting, "That's it, you're going on the death list."

He wasn't violent or anything, he just liked to freak people out. Proper nutter.
( djtrialprice, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:01, Reply)

It was Kaol.
AICMFP
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:03, Reply)

let's see
He wasn't violent or anything, check
he just liked to freak people out. check
Proper nutter. three for three
( djtrialprice, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:04, Reply)

BTW
at what point do you say your sig out loud? Is it at the chat-up stage, or when you've actually enticed her into bed?
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

It's a line from a hidden
Alice in Chains track on their Sap EP.

I think it's called Love Song funnily enough.
( djtrialprice, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:14, Reply)