Then you don't look cute enough
My tableau is ruined.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

D:
terrible bullying

how about lace gloves and a mini feather cocktail hat?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Oh yes!
I made one of those cage-veils, without the hat bit.
Aunt Roota approves.
I am a bullying and harassment advisor. I would never bully you. I'd just suggest a better outfit and make you feel bad if you didn't wear it. On the internet. Oh, hold on...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:03, Reply)

cage veils are cool.
And then I mentioned to Captain V that I'd quite like one for our not upcoming wedding, and he said they looked rubbish and mocked me. I'm going to wear a bag on my head instead so I can't see his stupid cat face. Kills two birds with one stone, that.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:15, Reply)

Wear a nice cage veil with blinkers
Then you will look gorgeous but you won't see catface's cat face.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)