HELP!!
I'm suffering from php fail. As in learning it, that is. All I wanted to do was create a simple rotating banner ad script and it just will not work. Even after installing a fucking apache server.

Grrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:57, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you installed a php handler?
That's as far as my knowledge goes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:00, Reply)

I have done.
Still not working.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:08, Reply)

learn asp.net instead.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Care to point me in the direction of the code?

Happy to take a look and see if I can help.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)