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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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really?
just think of the wank-fodder
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
You're right, I'm not above this kind of thing at all
I'll be arrested for touching myself in the wine aisle by four
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)
there's the bert monkeysex we all know and love

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Shucks
You're too sweet.

When they take me away I'll be telling them that you're the one who forced me, a poor, defenceless mong, into sexually assaulting a croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)
that's fine
I'll plead insanity. the uncontrollable laughter will help my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)
There's a ladybird in my keyboard!
He should be ok though, as long as I don't type the letter 'x'

...oh fuck, he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)
It's ok
he just flew out. Landed on my neck though the stupid fucker, so now he really is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)
he wanted to love you and all you did was squash him :'(
rip laydee brd alwais in r harts
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)
WAIT!
It's crawling along the floor! He's not dead, just severely injured!

Hooray for persistant insects!

*stamp*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)
you really are a mad bastard aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)
I think he's just lying
QOTW King, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)
It was all true
except I didn't stamp on him, I'm not that cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)
Not at all
I'm going to give him a proper funeral and everything. I've named him Jeffrey, I just need to find a tiny box
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

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