Ha!
Insert Dean Martin's 'non-drinkers' quote here... I got a bit wellied last night at some band night or other. But I also ate lots, and ended up really enjoying it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My best mate emailed asking
'can we go out and get pissed on Saturday night?'

This girl drinks halves of cider and gin and tonics and I've never, ever heard her say that before. It turns out that the guy she's sort of been seeing and getting into has told her he doesn't want a relationship. Tch, men. Expect hearty hangovers on Sunday morning...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:52, Reply)

I was going to say "oh getting pissed is good for that."
But I think getting pissed is the best accompaniment to most situations. She might have too much to drink and pounce on you though. Which may be a good or bad thing
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:05, Reply)

I'd fucking dig that
but it'll never happen. And I'm nowhere near good enough for her.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:15, Reply)

don't put yourself down
that's the vet's job
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:29, Reply)

*rolls eyes*
I know I'm pretty damned awesome in many ways, but she deserves the very best.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:36, Reply)

but I'm taken...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:37, Reply)