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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Would you rather.....
suffocate due to having your head stuck in Katie Price's clunge,
or
drown in a pool of Lenny Henry's scrotum sweat?
(TheColonel, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:55, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
you're a stange young lad
Clunge. I bet it would fit as well.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)
Of course.
She gave birth to that TERRIBLE MONSTER, didn't she.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)
That reminds me:
What's Jordan's favourite cocktail?







A Harvey Wallbanger.
(TheColonel, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)
Price Clunge
Henry's scrote has been too close to Dawn French clunge to even consider it.
*sicks in mouth a bit*
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)
But then Price's clunge
has had Peter Andre's grotty little frankfurter up it...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)
The phrase "didn't even touch the sides"
springs to mind.
(TheColonel, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)
or
'like chucking a chip up the M1'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)
or
"like opening a window and fucking the air"
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)
Clunge definitely
It's likely to be so big that you wouldn't actually suffocate.

Mind you, the memories...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

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