I'm a little bit gay for you right now
all this talk of how awesome you are has given me a massive great honk-on.

When you say planets, are we talking mercury and venus size, or Jupiter and Saturn size?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bet it's Mars
Like those Mars planets you can buy in Tesco.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Haha!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Planets so big and AWSOME there is no way anyone can comprehend their size !!!!!!!!
Oh, and I am totally gay for you. I would love to spread your baby jelly on my toast and call you Daddy.
(Roosta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I reckon I could comprehend some pretty big planets
Surely if yours were that big they would have collapsed in on themselves and you'd have a big singularity in your pants?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:10, Reply)

stoppit............
you're making me wet with your talk of black holes

you know the only black hole I want is the one you're talking out of, baby.
(Roosta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'll stop talking out of it
when you start licking it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)