You're not even a real girl
You're an internet man trying to groom us all into pleasuring your A spot, so if anything it's your gigantic bumhole we should all be discussing, not some imaginary world wide vagina web
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My anus would break your finger
I am really a man though. I'm spikeypickle.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

spikeypickle isn't a man
he's got a uterus
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah, my one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

ON HIS FACE

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Like a venetian mask

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I was thinking more like a rhino-vaginal transplant
but yours would make more sense
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Silly Bert
Know your rhino-plastay
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I'd quite like to have my nose replaced with a cunt
I'd use it to keep my wheat crunchies in, and gobble on them all day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)