Pulls another pint

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

pint penis
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I'm doing both
Like a skier
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Make sure you give enough head
to both
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)

You are only allowed to give 5% head to a pint

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:28, Reply)

and how much to the cock?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Europe has not issued a directive on that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

The Final Countdown....!!
Doo-do-doo, doo-di-doo-doo-doo, doo-do-doo, di-doo-do-do-doo

*Europes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Joey can't achieve orgasm from fallatio
Europe fact
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Neither can I :C
Most of the time anyway, only a couple of women have ever succeeded with me there, but I think that's because you're all so shit at it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:36, Reply)

That sucks
But it'll do nowt for you!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I don't mind
You women come with two other ready made orifices for me to abuse, and they'll happily keep me entertained for hours. As does my Mrs's mouth, she loves sucking away so she does, but it'll never get there, and she knows it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I hope that one day she surprises you
and herself
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I'm sure she will
This is all getting a bit 'Waltons'. Start a new thread, woman
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:43, Reply)