I just saw a photo of a girl I fancied at school.
I should have asked her out.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A recent photo?
Because I'm pretty sure that social networking sites were only invented so that nerds could laugh at the popular girls at their school who have grown up to be bloated, herpetic single mothers.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:07, Reply)

yep
here it is stalker fans


now she has a boyfriend, and he's unsuprisingly much better looking than I am.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Christ
Catch it. Kill it. Bin Eat it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I'm going to her birthday party on saturday,
maybe she'll have some hot friends with terrible terrible taste in men.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:10, Reply)

If they've got Daddy issues or too much alcohol in their system
they'll be up for anything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I'll charm them with my patented "getting hammered and doing something stupid" approach.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Don't use a claw hammer though, too messy
go for a medium-sized tent mallet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:15, Reply)

This claw-hammer things really taken off!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Like a pigeon made of animosity

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:36, Reply)

always a winner

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:25, Reply)

That's for true
makin' love to you is such a thrill
sexy thing
sexy thing, you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:30, Reply)