Woo hoo, I love skeleton keys!
I've been looking on Etsy and found a massive skeleton key that I really really want.
I'd show you but one of you cunts might snatch it up and then I'd have to kill you.

What do you collect?
Other than body parts in your freezer.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:05, 53 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

CRIPPLING EMOTIONAL SCARS!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:06, Reply)

at least they don't interfere with your stunningly handsome looks

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

you're too nice to me Kristine,
I should head over to America where the womens standards are lower.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

what's your accent like?
the merkins might love you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I don't really have an accent,
chavs would call me "posh"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

same as mine then
18 years in devon haven't changed mine much

I reckon the americans would dig it. you should head out there. hit some bars with kristine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:17, Reply)

I would if I had the money,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

this
I have loads of easy friends
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Awesome who's your easiest prettiest friend,
I will stalk them on facebook.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

this is great internet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I just saw her friends list,
it's wierd how many names just sound american.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

people here pick really stupid names
like Mackenzie or Mikenzey or Makensie or Maquensie
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

You've got a whole load of brandi's and stuff.
I'd totally do your friend meg.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

I'm missing out on important internet stalking action here!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

She's hot in a "I bet she's a handful" kinda way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

that's the best sort to perve over at a safe remove

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

weird
I watched the episode of friends where rachel names her baby Emma the other day. they are all amazed by it and I was sat thinking "that's quite an ordinary name"

weirdest names of people I know are probably Mercedes (and her bro Jefferson, but think they are of texan descent), Vida, and Gabriel.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

you watched WHAT?
Shame on you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

sorry, did I say I watched?
ahem...my girlfriend watched this episode of friends while I was in the room, doing manly things, like drilling holes and sawing wood.

better?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I collect things like
this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

why would you want to ruin it with that frilly crap

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

it's for opening special locks
in fact I wouldn't. I was just trying to take a guess at the one you had found.

I failed :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

that's ugly :(
it's this that I want
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

ignoring the crap all over the one I linked, they aren't that different
as reasonably pointless items go though, the one you linked is quite nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

yeah I know I know
but I like both and for the price of the one you linked I could buy three of the same without the frills
OH HOW I LOVE SKELETON KEYS!
I have four brass ones with gorgeous designs.
PLUS Tiffany & Co has released a collection of skeleton keys that go on necklaces OH HOW I WANT ONE!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I didn't look at the price
so what you say is perfectly sensible

I don't think I collect anything really. I'll have to say guitars, but I only have 3 and a bass. and a mandolin.

I want more though, so that probably does count
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I think it should count if you have more than two.
But guitars are expensive so I think you've got a good sized collection.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

awesome
it is about 2.5 grands worth, so I guess it does count as a fairly solid collection
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I HAVE A KEY LIKE THAT!
My house is really old. The cupboard on the landing has the original old door and key (I think it used to be where they kept coal.)
I was amazed when I saw it, and the fact that it still works and is in use.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

uugghhh *jealouses*
thats so awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

hot girls
FROM THE INTERNETZ!
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:08, Reply)

that's hotter than a cayenne pepper on molten lava

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Or chilli lube
even.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

PLASTIC CROWS
I have two so far. I intend to acquire more.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Good boy.
We have one in the garden, and a fibreglass pig up the stairs.

I don't have any oddities in my room, apart from the huge mound of brightly coloured clothes in the middle...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:17, Reply)

loads of things
I have over 3000 records, about 30 pairs of trainers, millions of films....

My brother collects Victorian midget postcards and books on serial killers. Nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

is your brother Kaol?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he's not
because that would mean my brother and I shared the same christian name.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 17:47, Reply)

probably not then
as a member of the club I'd like to congratulate you on having a great first name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:06, Reply)

Pretty, sparkly things
Floral dresses
And MAC makeup.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:20, Reply)