Hahahaha! I am a complete and utter bastard
I knew that mrs monkeysex was watching derren brown with her friends tonight, so at the point where he calls an 'unsuspecting' member of the public, I phoned her, withholding my number. When she answered I said, 'haha! -I'm not derren brown!' What a hilarious cunt I am.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:28, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

indeed
people must positively clamour to sit beside you on long journeys
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:35, Reply)

HAHAHA
you shouldn't prank your mum like that, she'll take away your personal phone line and you'll have to walk ALL THE WAY UPSTAIRS to call anyone
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:36, Reply)

mrs monkeysex
is more likley to be monkeysex's squeeze than mother

that is not to suggest he may not have indeed poked his mother of course
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:39, Reply)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:42, Reply)

i suppose i asci'd for that
MMMMAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:26, Reply)

ding ding
every one a winner!!!!



seriously though, it is good :)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:14, Reply)