DiT Top Tip No. 2 in a series of 97
Don't go to a b3ta bash the night before you move, partake of ales, and then return to your as yet unpacked flat and try to box up while drunk with your prospective in-laws. The day after will also be very, very painful, and no-one will have any sympathy for you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You just had to ruin the lovely lady thread, didn't you
I was about to stroll in, cock first, but you just went and spoiled it. Thanks DiT, thanks a bunch.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:54, Reply)

If it saved me from seeing your cock again
then I consider it a bonus.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Unless, of course, it's dressed as Florence Nightingale
complete with hanging lantern and dismembered patients.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Oh christ, don't give him ideas

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:59, Reply)

I couldn't stop the words coming out.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

One day you'll learn the art of successful lurking

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, Reply)

*dons cape and retreats to shadows*
I shall crouch here and lurk a while.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:06, Reply)

RJD would crouch there and RAWK a while.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Where can I get myself a WWRJDD wristband?
His lessons could change humanity. And yea, we all did bask in His glory, for ever and ever, RAWK ON.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Oh Tightly, you handsome sod.

( thealternativefact, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:15, Reply)

You're not so bad yourself.
*waggles*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:16, Reply)

You've been left on your own like a rainbow like a rainbow in the dark

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:22, Reply)