I have haribo
My sugar levels are through the ROOF and I am bouncing all over the place. I've switched my brain off today (which is why I am back here) so I am mainly flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning (Ten whole points for the person who gets the reference).
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:48, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ditch the Haribo!
unless its 'starmix'. Everybody knows that those Natural jellies are the future
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Is that "bring on the trumpets!"?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

yeah
they are the business
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I haven't tried them
Are they gummy jelly, or soft jelly?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Dunno
All I know is that Natural Jellies are the future, especially the snakes.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:54, Reply)

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
Is indeed for the NCC as I am too lazy to type it out.

My Haribo is a mix of starmix and kids mix which has those TINY little jelly men that taste of win
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

have you got fizzy bollock cherries?
I love those
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:59, Reply)

You love fizzy bollocks!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Erm I haven't come (fnar)
acrosss those yet. I'll have to eat more, more I tell ya MOAR!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

they do look like bollocks
red and green bollocks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:08, Reply)

If either of your bollocks is
red and/or green you should probably get that looked at
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

is that an offer?
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Sure
Gaz me a picture
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I love the red and green fizzy bollocks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

A friend of mine once tried to dye his pubes blue.
They were neither red, green or fizzy but it was funny.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I found a blue pube in a portion of chips once
Did your mate ever work in a chippy in Liverpool?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Those little men are amazing
But I've gone off haribo. Finally being a decent veggie? Nah.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

You dirty great mattress you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

You're actually quite a Marvin
*points*
*laughs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Oh, the diodes on my left side.
diodes comically ruined elbow
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:36, Reply)

How did you ruin your elbow?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Comically.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you're asking questions I've already answered.

*sigh*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Brain the size of planet;
alcohol tolerance of tiny child;
shoes you can't walk in.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

hahahahahh

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I don't get the reference.
But I get you. I get you good.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:12, Reply)

It's from HItchhickers Guide to the Galaxy
You should read it. I've missed your boobs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I read it a gillion years ago.
I will re-read it one day and think of you.
My boobs miss you too.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:33, Reply)

May I give my professional opinion as a lolfattie
that frozen Mars bars are the BEST THING EVER.
Try them.
Never look back.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Frozen Snickers trump your frozed Mars bar.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:02, Reply)