Most horrible thing of all:
that squeaky noise your gloves make when you hold them in your mouth as you try to type something into your phone and the wool slides against your teeth.

ACCKKKK.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ew!
I've got fingerless gloves, much easier.
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

My fingerless gloves stink of squid.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

You shouldn't've fucked that squid.
Or at least taken your gloves off first.
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I cut it up good though, you would've been proud.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Well that's ok then!
Fingerless latex gloves are the height of lab-fashion right now.
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:35, Reply)

It's a problem we all share
you'd have thought the manufacturers of fingerless gloves would have solved the squid odour problem by now, wouldn't you?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

But squid-skin
Makes for the finest of all gloves.
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

And they come ready prepared
with all the fingers.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:34, Reply)

but they are fingerless....
aaarrgh, paradox!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:35, Reply)

That's why you get the smell.
Nasty removal procedure.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

second only to a beheading
that sensation, absolutely horrific.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)