That's awful!
This "friend" who told you all of these things is obviously a shit-stirring wankstain. Just ignore her. I'm sure your real friends would never believe you'd thrown him through a window. And if they do believe it, then I wouldn't want them for mates anyway! I don't even know you, and I don't believe it. Tell her to get fucked, and go out and get lathered with some real mates.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm still trying to figure out
how I threw Stealth through the window and how I managed to shove a penny down his throat to the extent he'd swallow it!

He's doing good now, though! He got his stitches out on Friday and loves having the cone off his head. And he's terrified of going near any of the windows, it's kinda cute!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:27, Reply)

Don't even waste time on it
Poor kitty! I had a cat who fell off my balcony - 3 floors down. He was still a kitten though so was still quite spongy and just got a slight internal bleed, no broken bones or anything. But he never went back on the balcony his whole life :)
xx
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:46, Reply)