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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's what your mrs said when she saw my cock'cause it was so big she was scared it was going to split her in half.
edit: and she's from like, southern california.
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Like, you've been totally watching True Blood. Whoa. Vampires, eh? Sexy. Like.Anna Paquin: Confusing.
EDIT: She actually is, and she said your willy was like a pretzel flip.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:17,
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Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?*offers bag*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:26,
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don't take it!his hand has been down his arsecrack!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:28,
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naa, they are shitpeople only think they're good because they are covered in chocolate
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:26,
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It certainly improved my encounter with ymThe corner shop had run out of Wispa by the time I'd got a decent coating on, though.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:32,
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