I HAVE RETURNED

(Lord Of Lamb, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:59, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So I can see.

( Cawl, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:00, Reply)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:00, Reply)

am I missing something?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:02, Reply)

A penis apparently

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:04, Reply)

That part of the brain that acts
As an "overflow hole" for excessive smugness?
( Cawl, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:04, Reply)

you are familiar with the symptoms
as a sufferer yourself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Yeah.
You need a drill, and three donkeys.
( Cawl, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:08, Reply)

my bass player works at the donkey sanctuary
I can easily get these things
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:09, Reply)

how did you manage to make that sound so smug?
It's almost a skill. Almost.
( Cawl, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:10, Reply)

you are reading smugness where none exists
it's conditioning. because everyone thinks I am smug all the time, they think I am being smug all the time, which is not the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

my acceptance
primarily
(Lord Of Lamb, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Have you come to wake up Friday?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I have.
and will.
(Lord Of Lamb, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO
and yay for good measure
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Alright you!
critter-botherer
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Alright Northern scummer?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Don't make me go up an octave...
Yeah I'm ok, like.
Eating last night's cold stir-fry and telling my best friend that she should snog me now while I taste of sherbety burps.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Well thankyou for the enthusiasm.

(Lord Of Lamb, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Right now that's out of the way,
who wants a fight?
(Lord Of Lamb, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Hmm, not a fight
maybe a little scrap?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'll fight you
but first I need to know who you are
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

'Hello. I'm John from Huddersfield and I'm 38. I enjoy painting and kickboxing.'
'Hi, I'm Harry from Chepstow and I grow cacti and enjoy watching documentaries.'
'Aaaaaand FIGHT!'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I am the Lord of Lamb
sent from the heavens to show all The Path.

There you go.
I shall be fighting for the cause of meat.
And what shall you be fighting for, youre respectable broad horizons of cuisine?
(Lord Of Lamb, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure I can fight against someone
who is fighting for the cause of meat. that would go against my principles
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)