B3ta isn't a laugh for Al. This is all he has.
He tries to hurt you because he feels worthless.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well that
backfired! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Mwhahahahahahaha!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Oh Al.
You need some SUPERVISED peer-based group therapy, immediately.
*experts*
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I dont need supervision
you now NOTHING about the complexities of peer based pyschotherapy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

You're right.
*rips up certificate*
Unless I've had three sessions of counselling from the NHS because I'm really fucking sad about something, I can't possibly give a reasonable psychoanalyst viewpoint.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I think you'll find
that all you need to be able to give out good psychological advice, is having a problem and getting over it yourself. By the same reasoning, I once had a nasty dose of flu, but I'm better now, and consequently I'm performing open heart surgery next tuesday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

In the North Pole?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Sir, I concur.
I had a very satisfying shit yesterday and have subsequently put in a planning application to build a sewage processing plant on Wood Green high street.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

funnily enough
I approved something once, and as such am granting full planning approval to your application.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

*takes a celebratory shit outside Next*

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

*ticks boxes on clipboard*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)