I'm bored
it's not fun. managed to postpone my lunch break until later than usual though so my afternoon will be shorter.

I'm having a halloween party at my house and I want some help with decoration suggestions.

So far I have ordered about 400 square feet of fake spider web....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:44, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Crepe paper
Green, black, cut up all wavy and hung from doorframes and under the stairs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I like it
simple and cheap, like me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

And me kid

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:48, Reply)

That's a fun idea
When I was helping to decorate a mates house for Halloween on a budget I cut out tons of ghosts out of A4 paper and stuck them all over the walls... I was drinking while doing it so they started off normal but got gradually stranger towards the end of the night. :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Same here but with the items below.
The kids turned up wondering why the Bad Fairy couldn't walk or talk properly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Hehe
Aww poor bad fairy!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

OH!
Black card, make silhouettes of witches, bats and spiders for up the walls and on the windows.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

we're going with hanging skeletons and the grim reaper in silhouette
dead body outline on the floor and strange lighting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Ace

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

mostly though
there is going to be spider web absolutely fucking everywhere. might encourage some of the million spiders in from the garden to take up residence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

hang fishing line from the ceiling
my dad told me he went to a "haunted house" once and they hung pieces of line, taped all over the ceiling, and it freaked him out when he walked through it...felt something touching his face but didn't know what it was
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I like this idea quite a lot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I nabbed a ton of
Police Line Do Not Cross tape off my dad and covered all the doors in the house with it... do you have any police friends you can bribe??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

no
my friends and I take too many drugs to be friends with the police
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Not even the bent ones?
They love teh drugs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Damn
Well maybe you could pick up some Hazard tape or something similar from one of those crazy DIY shops that every town has. The ones that have lawnmowers hanging from the ceilings and a crazy old man behind the counter - they're everywhere!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

we might have something in the office actually
I remember seeing some hazard tape or something...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Ah good idea
My boss has some of that, he tapes all the loose cables with it when we have a safety inspection every now and then.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

that's what it is for I think
I'll nick a load
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Cool
See I'm helping! *pats own head*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

well done
have a biscuit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Is it a
hob nob?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

no
that's just the way my trousers are creased
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Hehehe
bless
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I thought that was quite good
...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:48, Reply)

this was always the case with me too
....until my sister FUCKING JOINED THEM. She's a sergeant now - my brother's barely forgiven her. In truth it's strained our family relationship quite a lot. Weird having a 'white sheep' in the family.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I am our white sheep
But I'm not a bizzy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

outrageous
is she the sort that would rat you out if she was around?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:12, Reply)

nah
she used to smoke weed when she was younger. She's a sensible girl with a misguided idea of how to help society, not a petty bully like many of 'em. She got a 1st at university - a criminal waste of ability...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:14, Reply)

that's not so bad
but as you say, a waste of ability.

that said, I know some morons who came away from uni with a first. similarly, I know morons with phds.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

she's very bright
She worked for the government in disaster planning for a while and was approached by MI5 (or 6, I know nothing of this kind of thing).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)