no
my friends and I take too many drugs to be friends with the police
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not even the bent ones?
They love teh drugs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Damn
Well maybe you could pick up some Hazard tape or something similar from one of those crazy DIY shops that every town has. The ones that have lawnmowers hanging from the ceilings and a crazy old man behind the counter - they're everywhere!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

we might have something in the office actually
I remember seeing some hazard tape or something...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Ah good idea
My boss has some of that, he tapes all the loose cables with it when we have a safety inspection every now and then.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

that's what it is for I think
I'll nick a load
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Cool
See I'm helping! *pats own head*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

well done
have a biscuit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Is it a
hob nob?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

no
that's just the way my trousers are creased
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Hehehe
bless
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I thought that was quite good
...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:48, Reply)

this was always the case with me too
....until my sister FUCKING JOINED THEM. She's a sergeant now - my brother's barely forgiven her. In truth it's strained our family relationship quite a lot. Weird having a 'white sheep' in the family.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I am our white sheep
But I'm not a bizzy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

outrageous
is she the sort that would rat you out if she was around?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:12, Reply)

nah
she used to smoke weed when she was younger. She's a sensible girl with a misguided idea of how to help society, not a petty bully like many of 'em. She got a 1st at university - a criminal waste of ability...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:14, Reply)

that's not so bad
but as you say, a waste of ability.

that said, I know some morons who came away from uni with a first. similarly, I know morons with phds.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

she's very bright
She worked for the government in disaster planning for a while and was approached by MI5 (or 6, I know nothing of this kind of thing).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)