Im lucky enough to never have worked for a company with a security guy at the front desk

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Nowardays
I make it a point just to cycle past the gate before he can say anything. As I come in every day, he won't feel guilty for letting in someone he shouldn't.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:39, Reply)

And you just know that if you forgot it one day
he'd pretend to not know you.

We get A Letter if we forget ours once, and a Letter for our manager if we do it twice!
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Security
I find that using the old jedi mind trick works with the weak minded (i.e. security guards).

Must practice the Alec Guinness hand wave more...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Works a treat down the station - don't even need to show a pass or tix now!
They just know me because of my job (and because of Flatmate).
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Openings
Some of us have super special tickets that open all the barriers and doors anyway :-p

But I'm lazy so I wait until the gateline staff open them for me.

^{(And I believe the nearest Ann Summers is in Maidstone... not that I know exactly where, mind you...)}
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:05, Reply)

They know me by sight now so it doesn't matter :)
I've never been to Maidstone...
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)