*motorboats everyone in this thread*
A friend of mine from 20 years ago was applying for a job in the fire service. There was a section on the application form asking something like, "Do you have any particular skills/attributes that you could contribute to this job?" To which my pal responded, "Oh yes, I can whistle and hum at the same time!"
He could, you know.
He didn't get an interview.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HEY MA!
I think he should have wrote

"I am fireproof"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:56, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
"He should have written", not "He should have wrote......."
I thought I'd brought you up to respect and adhere to correct grammar young lady? Now, off to bed with you and we'll talk about this in the morning. No cocoa either!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:37, Reply)

I like this^
I should try putting that on my CV.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:03, Reply)