JMG etc.
Now I'm not here to make fun of you people.
Not even if one of you has now taken the "fantasist" role all the way to prison.
:(

Poor lad.


Anyway. What can YOU, the rest of QOTW do to assure the users of bigger and more popular internet that you're all prepared to stamp out this behaviour in the future.
I've taken a very dim view of you all over this. But alas I can't say it wasn't expected.
Feel free to forward all the internet knights amongst you who protected the women during this. On the internet.


Yours,
JMG from the better internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:15, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you must have missed the bit where that guy was soundly ridiculed everytime he said anything
have you actually changed your name to Monster? I thought it was an imposter when I saw it the other day
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

It's for Halloween.
I usually make fun of these things. But then I find when I join in, it upsets the fatties a bit.
Win/Win.


Listen. I'm just pointing out that this was the kind of QOTW user I was warning you all about for months.
A lying, chubby woman stalking internet user.


Now I've noted that these women will GLADLY tell you he was stalking them.
There's some desperate women on here.
I believe some women are overtaking the men in the attention-craving stakes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

None of the Chair Walruses are changing their names, they think it's stupid and it makes them huff into their inhalers with Oxy rage.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

LOVELY wording, here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I think you are right
perhaps you or someone you designate should supervise the peer therapy sessions.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Moohalaa can.
He's a respected fairy.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I think
you're completely missing the subtle nuances of peer based pyschotherapy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I'm not a mental
so you are probably right
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I don't like the term mental
I prefer the term "brain spastic"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I like to say they have a brain impediment
and by they I mean you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the day when you get cancer of the smug
and we can auction off your hot girlfriend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I'll have a smugectomy
and then get donations of smug from chompy and kaol once I've made a recovery
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

It's pathetic when you change your name to a Halloween name

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I noticed your name earlier
should have made the connection really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I TRIED I REALLY REALLY TRIED

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

it's......*looks at thumbs* GOOD

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

also, I'm a battle ship captain and own my own oil field.
who wants me to gaz them a cock picture?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Me!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

www.cr3ation.co.uk/s2/jpg/DGscock.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

OH GOD!
My eyes! Why would you take that photo?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

FFS BAN HIM

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

COZ I FAAAACKIN' LOVE YOOOO

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Awwwwwww
I love you too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

a dog bit me and I liked it

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

was it wearing chapstick?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Cherry flavoured.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Some of you lot must be shitting yourselves if they're jailing people for outrageous lies on QOTW.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

you are dull
and it was the outrageous real life lies that got that guy into trouble.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Tru dat

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

which bit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

originally the first bit
but then after you edited it, the second bit was also true so I left it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Pffft.
Wow... Actually funny.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Hahahaha
That's a brilliant point.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Don't worry JMG I'll fix the reply count.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

do you want to just quickly fluff his cock a bit too?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Fluff everyones cock!
Especially the one posted by that guy up there ^^^
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)