I'm in a right old funny mood today
I keep finding things funny when they really aren't. Someone next to me lost their spoon and I asked her if she was sitting on it... for some reason this made me giggle like a friggin' idiot.

My question is... how are you feeling today?

Also who would win in a fight between a bear and a tiger shark?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:09, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good, although I've lost my voice,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

But not the ability to type
So its not all bad!! :D

Have you been shouting lots recently then?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Yes I have been shouting a lot.,
but I think the main cause was the cold I'm getting over and too much smoking.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Ah
that'll also do the trick!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Oh and a bear would win easily,
even in water. Sharks have no bones only Cartilage so a bear could crush it easily.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

This is
what I'm thinking too
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Congratulations you are correct.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Bears and Tigers have both teeth AND claws...
...advantage mammals.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Woo!
I won my own compo, I get CAKE!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

a) fucking terrible due to all night drugs'n'drink bender
b) depends whether the fight is on land or in the sea
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)

a) ouch, sounds hangover hurty
b) what about on a beach in a small amount of water, enough for the shark to survive
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I have no saliva.
Ditto self respect.

In your chosen environment BEAR WINS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Not bad...
...am home looking after the domestic duties while chickenlady is off on a poetry course.

Hmmm... Depends... What if it's a Tiger Shark?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:20, Reply)

A poetry course hey?
That's fancy! :)

Tiger sharks are awesome!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Yeah...
...she's in rural Shropshire, with no mobile phone or internet coverage. It's a full on seven day poetry course with some well known poets, apparently.

Either that or she's shacked up with a gigolo for a week and doesn't want to be disturbed.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Hahaha
Continue to think its a poetry course, the other option is surely too disturbing to consider!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:41, Reply)

feeling pretty good
have been listening to country and it makes me happy *two steps*

I'd say tiger shark because in order for it to fight it'd have to be in water, whether it were a tank or the sea, it'd have more advantage over the bear
poor bear :( I've been proven wrong by logics
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I'm in a pretty good mood
work is going well. leaving the office at 4 today, out on site all day tomorrow. good times.

if it were in a medium where neither would be at a disadvantage then I'd give it to the bear. Bears are fucking hardcore. Don't mess with bears.

although, it does depend on what sort of bear.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

It'd be one of those
massive brown bears, the ones that go all mental when they get their ears wet... that's a point actually, all the shark would need to do would be to lure the bear out into deep water, then it would be screwed!! Hmmmm.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Pretty rough
I'm still getting over a nasty bout of Swan Flu / Man Flu / Swine AIDS. Just down to the dry cough and dodgy sinuses now.

Now then, if the fight were fought on land, I suspect the tiger shark could possibly survive long enough to leap out of a tree and squash the bear, perhaps with comedy sound effects.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Aww I hope you feel better soon!!
I like your answer best actually... comedy bear squash FTW!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Get better soon...
...I've had this, taken three weeks out of my life and I'm desperate to start exercising again.

I hope you're over it real soon. In the meantime keep up the scotch intake, works wonders.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Now that's a good idea
I've kept up my beer intake, but I don't think it's been strong enough to kill off the little bastards lodged in my throat. May have to get the Scotch out...or, we did move into this new place a couple of weeks ago to find the previous tenants had left half a bottle of Krupnik behind...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I have the lurgy
And a borked heart

And Al Martino is DEAD.
But other than that, I'm chipper enough!
I am actually alarmingly chipper.
I'm wired all wrong me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

You have a borked heart
what has happened?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Well I had this nemesis
She was the best nemesis I ever had, but I thought she didn't care. So I walked away. And now I think she might have cared after all. But I guess I'll never know... *sniff*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Hahaha
Aww she cared!! Lookit...

*pokes Roota in the eye*
*runs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

How could you!
You don't need to poke my eyes. They weep for you already.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

But you don't need to weep anymore
I'M BACK!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I hope you're not toying with me...
But YAY! :D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Haha
I would never do such a thing!!

*dances*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Aw Flimsit
You're the best nemesis evah.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:38, Reply)

the big question is
why is it called a tiger shark? It isn't a cross between a tiger and a shark - false advertising I say



and a bear...easily
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Who knows
The same applies for the catfish...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

tiger sharks
are a bit stripy
akunidive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tigershark.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

so are zebras
why not call it a zebra shark?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:39, Reply)

you might as well ask why not call it an Aquafresh shark
why not call zebras tigers?

in fact, I'm going start calling them tiger horses
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

aquafresh
proud sponsors of the Aquafreshark
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

And catfish are a bit whiskery

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Yeah
So's my granddad, but I wouldn't say he looks like a cat! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:52, Reply)

He does
He's a hep cat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:55, Reply)

How 'bout a bear holding a shark?

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

That
is truly magnificent...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

WINNAR!!
Well done! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'm in a good mood again.
My massive pot of stew was delicious and will last another couple of meals. And I slept in my bed last night instead of on my couch for the first time in weeks and had a really really good nights sleep!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)