I might
give it to my son to put in his brother's room under the bed, so when he's supposed to get up and hits the snooze alarm multiple times they can ensure that he's awake.

I did this to him once with an alarm bell.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I used to have trouble getting up too
the espresso machine on a timer next to my bed fixed that
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:10, Reply)

This would serve a similar function
including the abrupt need to shit.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:15, Reply)

combined with a rothmans (the worls most laxatve fag)
could lead to messy sheets.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:18, Reply)

He lives with Nurse Ratched.
All the more reason to do it.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:21, Reply)

damn her hide!
Is that far away?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Less than two miles.
I'm thinking that Thing 1 needs to hide it under Thing 2's bed with an extension cord carefully hidden. The light switch is hooked up to an outlet so all Thing 1 would have to do is open the door and turn on the light.

All we need now is a video camera for an instant YouTube classic.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Web cam it
it goes out LIVE for +6 internet fame
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:38, Reply)