I don't know that we have an equivalent.
He doesn't hide behind the curtain- he'll be out in the yard when we come home late and walk around his house to stare as we get out of the car. He stands there backlit, arms hanging at his sides, round shouldered, looking a lot like this guy.

He's creeped out every woman who's been to my house, including my friend's wife.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hahahaa
Start calling him Mr Vorhees and see if he picks up on it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Along those lines
I have named my sledgehammer after him- it's old and beat up, it's heavy and dense, and it's as simple a tool as you can find.

I named a shovel after a waitress I knew for similar reasons- a simple tool useful for moving shit around, lightweight and easy to pick up.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:22, Reply)