Ahh, but no one that starts it round my way does it properly though
they do it in bits and pieces and sometimes end up almost killing the dog.

How are you tonight my lovely?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My dog
has just let me know she wants to go out, so smoke and bed for me! Catch you later :)

OH DEAR GOD SHE'S FARTED ON ME! It rivals Tourette's it really does *chokes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Apart from having FACIAL STUBBLE I'm fine thanks honey!
I did tons of research on BARF and got hold of a book by the Australian vet who introduced the concept. It never ceases to amaze me how clueless most people are about their pets - there was a daft bint in front of me at Asda last Easter buying multiple chocolate eggs for her dog FFS :-S
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:09, Reply)

That sounds all of the sexyback m'love!
Christ I wish you were one of my clients. Well despite being Northern and all that ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Hee hee :)
Can't help me roots bonny lass, but I'll be your bitch any time lol
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:30, Reply)