Ok
Can i swap for the midget with the eyes of a rapist from those pish Austin Powers films, Mini Me, or whatever the fuck he's called. As long as i get to assault a midget, i'll be fine.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

DEAL
*spits on, then proffers hand*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:08, Reply)

*accepts moist hand*
Paolo Nutella - or whatever the cunt is called
Ian Wright - the toothy, talentless cunt
Jools Holland - the rinky dinky cunt
Bjork - hopelessly shite since she left the Sugarcubes, Icelandic cunt
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

excellent choices
'boogie woogie'?

BOOGIE FUCKING WOOGIE, HOLLAND?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Where have you been all my life?
Quite apart from spewing about as much vitriol as I generally do, the idea of *actually* punching people in the head really appeals to me...
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

pleased to make your aquaintance

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)