One Halloween some boys stuck shit to our window
I was having a sleepover with my mates. These lads knew we were in on our own, so they got into the garden and were banging on the windows. Then one of them did a shit and stuck it to the window next to the front door. I got called Shitty Window for months.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

now playing in my head:
'Shitty windooows, comin' from mah baaadi heat'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)

That's how they sang it at me in the street!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I find this tale inordinately funny, I confess
I've read & re-read it, and chortled each time.

This means I am rather puerile, but this is not news to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I can't tell it without laughing
And you haven't even heard the bit about us praying desperately to St. Jude in my mother's bedroom. Or my uncle booting the perpetrator up the bum three weeks later.
It got read out on the radio once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)