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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A weekend away with my GFwe are going to Fletching near Uckfield to the Griffin inn.
I can't get the idea that its actually called Felching near Fuckfield.
I forgot it was Halloween when I booked. I usually hang around at home and frighten the small kids begging for sweets. I find that Brahms Tocatta and Fuge in D, played really loud. And using a candle held low to uplight my face does the trick.
Edit: It's by Bach, not Brahms you fat cunt.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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You are going feltching?eww
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:20,
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Felching NOBut my so sick mind makes these connections.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:34,
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