CASHBACK
you forgot about the helicopter bit...for me that was the pinnacle of his smugness

"i fly helicopters"

so fucking what?!


an embarrassing, pointless post.....is this the queue for the face punching?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I keep re-reading this chap's post
and I'm baffled.

What was his motivation for posting this? I can only guess there must be some kind of crippling inadequacy issues going on. Perhaps bullied at school?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Possibly..
We could give the opportunity to reminisce by liberally applying our fists to his face. Either that or cut him off from his croissant supply, it's evident he has being going crazy on them.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Croissants are not for everyone.
Only the headstrong can cope. Sitting on balconies, particularly when done in combination with croissants, can send even the hardiest stark, staring mad.

I feel the short, sharp shock of facepunching may be the only way we can help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I think
he's taking the piss out of OT/QOTW somewhat. Count the hackneyed stereotypes in the post. The only thing he hasn't done is knock out Mr T.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

That's what I thought
until I looked at his profile - it's a very long-winded wind-up if it is. Involving terrible really gay fliers for some shitty middle aged Pink Floyd act and pictures of a ropey old bird saying she's a mature model.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)