Wow, this really *is* home.
As talking about what's on my mind generally involves random bollocks anyway.
And this place could do with some nice silly positivity. It seems like childish jeering is in vogue right now.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

By "this place" I mean B3TA in general.
It seems pretty civil right here.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:14, Reply)

nice silly positivity
You've come to the right place. Stay around and see the full range of bollocks, scrotums and foreskins on offer.

* offers another biscuit *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Oh dear, you're putting me off now.
Seriously does anyone think genitals (of either kind) are attractive? They look like cast-offs from a 50s alien B-movie set to me.
And no more biscuits for me. I'm feeling a bit yip sick to be honest.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:03, Reply)

* considers auditioning genitals for cast of Plan 9 from Outer Space*

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:42, Reply)