I have a mate who weighed 23 stone last time I knew her weight, exactly twice as much as I did. Possibly even fatter now.
She never stops eating. She's in her late 40s and registered disabled with her crumbling knees and diabetes, not to mention her missing teeth (from stuffing sweets and drinking cola) and recurrent groin-area and under-bust boils and sweat rashes.

She also smokes rollies, though she rarely drinks, and in her fat youth was fearsomely promiscuous but has never had a smear test.

I sometimes wonder what'll get her first - an infection aggravated by the diabetes, a heart attack, cervical or other cancer, a stroke...

You'd think she'd want to lose weight, but she's not arsed. Truly believes she's healthy.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)