Hehe
The most sensible/grown up thing I have done to date is to purchase a sofa from DFS on a Bank Holiday Weekend Sale... that was a pretty weird experience, mainly because it was in Romford!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I went to Ikea once
A madman spat in my ex's face. It was BRILLIANT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

That's worrying
I presume he spat in your ex's face because he was a bit 'special' and not for any other reason!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:28, Reply)

it was malicious
and over some perceived offence caused whilst exiting the car park, not just some over-exuberant drooling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

She didn't mention liking David Bowie did she?
Only I can totally understand where he was coming from if she did.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)

She did mention off-handedly
that 'plastic soul' was an excellent idea - and in no way was it totally fucking weedy and shit when compared with the non-plastic, non-Bowie version...that may well have triggered the attack.

I stood by and did nothing at first, and once she'd wiped her face clean I PUNCHED IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Blimey
Well trying to cram a 3-seater sofa into a Smart Car will enrage some people, its only a matter of time before they kick off at an undeserving strange for a non-existent offence!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)