next time put glass shards in your shredder

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I may
install a black hole under my doormat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

how will you get in the door?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:02, Reply)

step over it, silly
I am very tall, so this won't be an issue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Woo, I'm glad I'm tall too...in case someone tries to put a black hole under their mat
not because I'm your creepy stalker ex
*shifty eyes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Wait a minute...I recognise those shifty eyes....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

no.....you don't.....
*looks away*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

here, welcome to my flat
please do wipe your feet on the doormat, there's a dear
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

"You stepped in dog shit"
"What? Where?"
"Outside...I saw you, you stepped right in it"
"Why didn't you say something before I stepped in it?"
"I wanted to laugh inside. Now wipe your fucking feet"
"Oh alriIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"
"hahaha"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)