Fool you once, shame on her
Fool you five or six times shame on YOU.

Wise words to live by, wise bewildering words...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But can't you find it in your heart to
PITY DA FOOL?


ie me?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

PITY you didnt use a condom!
nah, just messing, "There but for the grace of god go I" and all that. I sometimes come out in a cold sweat when I think about some of my ex's and what would have happened if I had knocked them up.

That and you once posted a pic of your mad ex...PHWOAR!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

If it weren't for heart-melting loveliness of my daughter
I would agree wholeheartedly. And she is fit as a butcher's dog (and twice as dirty)....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Lets just hope she doesnt inherit her mothers insanity
Nature Vs Nurture? DAMN YOU NATURE!! *shakes fist at nature*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

I'm genuinely scared about this

*Omen theme tune*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)