You can't upset a pug by kicking it,
They just fly off on a crinkly adventure with *put put put put* Citroen 2CV engine noises coming from their bottoms. They scream with happiness as they fly.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hmm....clearly this is a theory I MUST test

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

You'd only miss, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR CO-ORDINATION ILLNESS KRISTINE?!!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I always forget :(
*falls*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Don't worry, I'LL CATCH YOU!
on the second bounce.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

You can't bounce if you crash through

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Then my work here isdoneWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)