Morning
Back at work today, still feeling a bit shitty, but have things to do.

Couple of questions for you.

Flash mobs: quite cool, interesting idea when they first started, or fucking shite?

Royal Mail: should they just fuck off?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:30, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

a) fucking shite
b) the postal union are bunch of cunts stuck in the fucking 1920s

why?

a) they just are. I live near Liverpool Street station, and the cunts seem to love having them there. Pointless, cringe-inducing waste of time - I think it boils down to a lifelong dislike of 'come on everybody, all join in!' stemming from childhood.

b) the retards are hastening their own redundancies. Amazon have already stopped using them, and predicted Xmas card mailings are around 50% lower as people simply cannot be arsed and send emails instead. Royal Mail still have 'last mile' deliveries for mail enshrined as theirs - however with all these strikes talks are now underway for TNT Mail to be able to do these drops. Net result: huge drop in R Mail business = huge drop in the need for postal workers. Fucking simpletons holding the nation to ransom in order to protect one of the last nationalised 'cushy number' jobs.

*puts down Daily Heil, lights pipe*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:49, Reply)

I'm not a fan of organised fun either
reason I ask is because they seem to be trying to have a pillow fight in exeter every few weeks. I'm tempted to go out with a supersoaker full of piss.

Hastening redundancies was my thought as well. They aren't endearing themselves to anyone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Supersoaker full of piss
is a masterstroke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I was going to make some joke about using bleach
or some other cleaning product (like Flash) but a water pistol full of piss is hard to beat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Yep
You chose right - pump action piss distributor wins the day
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:05, Reply)

might see if I can round up some vigilantes to disrupt the next flash mob
would be pretty hilarious.

could be the start of a new thing. anti-flash mobs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Yes!
That would be brilliant. Remember those pretentious T-Mobile ads at Liverpool Street station where everyone just stood still? They wouldn't have been able to use footage for that if just one or two people went around pushing the statuesque simpletons over.

Do it Vipros, round up your vigilante internet posse.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I'm highly tempted
need to get a mob almost as big as the flash mob itself because I'm not much of a fighter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

not really
enough to cause confusion and chaos in the ranks - preferably while remaining incognito, or even better, done from some higher vantage point
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

hmmm
I think I know someone who has a flat overlooking where the next one will be...

I will look into this.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Hooray!
And remember [P/V]OIDH
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

So....
you actually quite like organised fun, as long as you're the one organising it..? ;)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:53, Reply)