Dear God (literally)
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/6373674/Jesuss-face-spotted-on-the-toilet-door-in-Ikea-Glasgow.html#

I found this amusing.

Mind you, my 'disabled man abandoned up a mountain by some record-breaking martial artists from Coventry' link met with barely a chuckle the other day and i almost pissed myself.

*shrugs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:30, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible..."
no, it isn't.

people are stupid.

this one is more ridiculous
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5399522/Face-of-Jesus-found-in-jar-of-Marmite.html

I hate people so much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

How the jolly-rogering fuck
does that resemble your typical image of Jesus?

If I had to put a face on that, it looks more like Dr Zoidberg, and even then it's tenuous at best.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

No, that one really is hilarious
Especially if you see the photo. That's almost as convincing as the scene from the Father Ted episode Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

was this you?
"It might also appear to be a pornographic etching depicting an act of sodomy if you look at it carefully"

it does as well!

i was in the toilets of that very ikea just the other week....shuffling round like a depressed teenager, never saw the face of jesus though....
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

weren't performing an act of sodomy were you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

on myself
with a 49p hotdog...i added my own 'mustard'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

saucy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

salty

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I prefer the meat balls myself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

how come no one ever looks down into the pan
and thinks fuck me with a big jaggy stick

that turd looks just like our lord and saviour

or sees a pool of kebab puke on the street

and thinks quick call the press the lord is amoung us (and the carrots)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:53, Reply)