vampires used to be cool
why so emo now?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And why sparkly?
For fuck's sake, they want to kill you to death, not shag you. Reminds me of a poem Twat Ex With Child posted on his awful livejournal.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being shagged to death
probably
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:24, Reply)

It would be the best way to go, but I don't want one of those sparkly vampires near me...
mostly because I'd laugh and then it would spazz at me in a really wussy way.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:27, Reply)

pfft Edward Cullen really is a wuss
I much prefer Eric Northman
vikings ftmfw
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:34, Reply)

There's an awesome Twilight parody with Barbies on youtube
"Bellaaaa! He faaaaarted in my faaaaaace!".

*googles Eric Northman* hm... not sure if want.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:41, Reply)

www.nashspace.net/freshhell/
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

ick

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:34, Reply)

A diffrent species drinks your blood then shags you
The necrophilia+bestiality mashup makes it twice as hot
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:29, Reply)

*does not want*

( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Bill from True Blood
OH YES YES YES.


I don't usually find vampirism erotic. Or stubble. But him. Oh yeahh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:41, Reply)

on the subject of vampires
being human is all up on iPlayer last time I checked
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Looks like no more
I never saw any of that. Was it good?

I've not had a cigarette yet today. I'm feeling good about that :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Its quite good
supposed to be a dramadey, but there a precious few laughs to be had. But the drama is good.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Stubble is, like, the ... stubble of the gods.
I still drool over Aragorn and Van Helsing now as much as I did when I was 18 for that very reason!

If any man tells me he's into vampirism, I'm gone. Trust me.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I like them smooth and boylike.
Cause I'm obviously a paedo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

sit down on the chair..

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:59, Reply)

That's the kind I never go for and if I do end up liking someone who looks like that
I go o.O a bit.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:10, Reply)

my g/f gets scrached by my stubble
but hates me shaving it off cause she likes the look. weird
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Now therein lies the problem.
Stubble rash is not good at all - leaves me looking like I've been kissing the kitchen scourer :(
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:00, Reply)

yep that sounds about right

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:04, Reply)

It's not pleasant,
but does sometimes remind you of fun :)
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Never had stubble rash
Due to my liking of young boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:19, Reply)

It's like a very thorough and localised exfoliation
which makes your lips and the skin around them feel and taste weird for a bit :( so worth it, though.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Oh god.
I just bought 5 pairs of shoes.
Loooool.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

From where and what do they look like?
I must know.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Office
66£ with delivery tooooo.

Mostly flats, I'm doing walking. I'm excited about these, as they can double as going out shoes. I'm also excited about these as I love pianos.
Other than those, got some new heels for going out (11cm. Geep), some velvet booties with buttons and some aqua flats, for dossing around in.

I now have:
3 pairs of Doc Martens (2 womens, 1 unisex)
Lots of flats including red sparkly ones
A few sets of heels
"Whoreboots"

And I left a lot of my shoes at home :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I like the sound of all of those!
My own whoreboots are these and are the only heels I can walk in for prolonged periods of time. Nearly destroyed my feet last Saturday in Birmingham wearing 3" shoes!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)