HSH


The weather needs to go and live in the cunty shack!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:01, 86 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

tell me about it
cycling in the rain = anti-lols
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Missing the bus two days in a row and having to walk halfway to work then get another one
= also anti-lols. Especially with a dead iPod.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:11, Reply)

I hate that it's all brrrr cold in the morning and all hhhhaaaaa hot in the afternoon
I'm going to have to use my fucking a/c tonight :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:10, Reply)

It's just full-on cold here.
And wet. Oh so very wet.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:11, Reply)

I dont mind the cold, It sharpens me up in the morning
but the wet can bugger off
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:13, Reply)

Wet feet = worst thing ever.
After wet trouser legs.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:14, Reply)

wet is good
cold wet isn't so good
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:14, Reply)

whats the temp like where you live
if you need a/c ?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:22, Reply)

it's 25c out right now which means it's about 31 in my bedroom
it was around 3c this morning
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:50, Reply)

thats hotter than an english summer

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:09, Reply)

that's not even hot, that's warm
it could be 37 outside and 41 in my room during summer here
you think it's hot outside then you come inside and it's hotter, and stuffy with fucken sweat pouring off you
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:19, Reply)

nasty!
I don't like being above 23 degrees
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:34, Reply)

easy tiger!
you know what the swedish folks say?
"there's no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes."
fuck that shit is what I say!
the next swedish person i meet is gonna get cunted in the fuck.
unless it's Ulrika-ka-ka-ka in which case the situation may well be reversed.

i've been fitting a swedish kitchen today.
i am tired and aching and dusty and off for a short but hot bath.
back soon kids!
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-CARPET BURNS!
Also, I completely misread "Swedish kitchen" as "Swedish kitten" and pictured the Viking kittens from rathergood in my head. It was awesome.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:35, Reply)

floofhalla!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I want to go there where I die!
Like in Meaning of Life where it's Christmas every day in heaven, in Floofhalla it's always fluffeh tiem!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:57, Reply)

just then,
A man naked from the waist up (but with the word shirt written on his chest in lipstick) and wielding a ghetto blaster said "Fluffeh time is a state of mind more than anything else"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

And it went ... wherever I did go!

( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:09, Reply)

spurred on
by the kind of madness that comes from living off Benzedrine and Colemans mustard eaten with undue haste.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

And marker pen fumes.
I have scribbled on an old copy of Heat and amused myself greatly in the process.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:16, Reply)

it looks like the making of a good novel here

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Or, just drawing cocks on the heads of people I don't like.
I did a SFW version on the train to London on Saturday where I turned some people in a car into pirates.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:28, Reply)

yarrhh
avast me hearties free copies of the metro now aboard
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:38, Reply)

ARRRGH MATEY!

( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Other things that should go in the cunty shack:
1. Accidentally clicking something on your bookmarks toolbar when you go to change tabs.
2. The scanner I have to use at work.
3. MSN keeps crapping out and signing me out and in, and my internets are slow as fuck.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Im with you on no.1
esp. when you are watching something
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:43, Reply)

It makes me do the rage face
but they're so convenient, until you go to move from one thread to another and find yourself on /b/ or thespoonyexperiment or something...
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:44, Reply)

do you /b/ ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:47, Reply)

I do occasionally
but sometimes it gives me Teh Fear! I like the You Laugh You Lose threads and will happily flame anyone who talks of harming kittins.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:51, Reply)

I watch the /b/
but don't take part, like when you go to the zoo you don't get in the monkey cage.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:52, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:54, Reply)

see
Kristine comprehends this
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:56, Reply)

I like the part
where you say "monkey". No seriously, good point.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:57, Reply)

monkey?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:03, Reply)

"monkey house"
It's just a nice mental image of /b/!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

I'd never start a thread
but I enjoy posting random images in them that are tangentially relevant. Don't fancy being asked by 300 posters to show the internets my norks!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:56, Reply)

SHOW UZ YA TITS LUUUUUVVVV XXXxxXXX

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:58, Reply)

sidthesexist.com/
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Ah, Viz.
The only reason I don't buy it is because I can't reach the shelf they put it on.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Its worth the stepladder

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I read it in one of my student houses as my housemate used to buy it.
Flatmate has the Profanisaurus somewhere around here, too...
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:21, Reply)

its a good read

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:32, Reply)

He loves it, so I must dig it out and have a look!
Not seen it for a while, though.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:33, Reply)

the correct response,
them: TITS OR GTFO
you: NO U
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Or, in your first post,
inb4 tits or GTFO.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:08, Reply)

In other news, going through an old copy of Heat you found
and drawing a huge CDC on the head of that dude out of Twilight is really fucking funny.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

vampires used to be cool
why so emo now?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:18, Reply)

And why sparkly?
For fuck's sake, they want to kill you to death, not shag you. Reminds me of a poem Twat Ex With Child posted on his awful livejournal.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being shagged to death
probably
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:24, Reply)

It would be the best way to go, but I don't want one of those sparkly vampires near me...
mostly because I'd laugh and then it would spazz at me in a really wussy way.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:27, Reply)

pfft Edward Cullen really is a wuss
I much prefer Eric Northman
vikings ftmfw
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:34, Reply)

There's an awesome Twilight parody with Barbies on youtube
"Bellaaaa! He faaaaarted in my faaaaaace!".

*googles Eric Northman* hm... not sure if want.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:41, Reply)

www.nashspace.net/freshhell/
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

ick

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:34, Reply)

A diffrent species drinks your blood then shags you
The necrophilia+bestiality mashup makes it twice as hot
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:29, Reply)

*does not want*

( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Bill from True Blood
OH YES YES YES.


I don't usually find vampirism erotic. Or stubble. But him. Oh yeahh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:41, Reply)

on the subject of vampires
being human is all up on iPlayer last time I checked
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Looks like no more
I never saw any of that. Was it good?

I've not had a cigarette yet today. I'm feeling good about that :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Its quite good
supposed to be a dramadey, but there a precious few laughs to be had. But the drama is good.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Stubble is, like, the ... stubble of the gods.
I still drool over Aragorn and Van Helsing now as much as I did when I was 18 for that very reason!

If any man tells me he's into vampirism, I'm gone. Trust me.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I like them smooth and boylike.
Cause I'm obviously a paedo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

sit down on the chair..

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:59, Reply)

That's the kind I never go for and if I do end up liking someone who looks like that
I go o.O a bit.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:10, Reply)

my g/f gets scrached by my stubble
but hates me shaving it off cause she likes the look. weird
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Now therein lies the problem.
Stubble rash is not good at all - leaves me looking like I've been kissing the kitchen scourer :(
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:00, Reply)

yep that sounds about right

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:04, Reply)

It's not pleasant,
but does sometimes remind you of fun :)
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Never had stubble rash
Due to my liking of young boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:19, Reply)

It's like a very thorough and localised exfoliation
which makes your lips and the skin around them feel and taste weird for a bit :( so worth it, though.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Oh god.
I just bought 5 pairs of shoes.
Loooool.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

From where and what do they look like?
I must know.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Office
66£ with delivery tooooo.

Mostly flats, I'm doing walking. I'm excited about these, as they can double as going out shoes. I'm also excited about these as I love pianos.
Other than those, got some new heels for going out (11cm. Geep), some velvet booties with buttons and some aqua flats, for dossing around in.

I now have:
3 pairs of Doc Martens (2 womens, 1 unisex)
Lots of flats including red sparkly ones
A few sets of heels
"Whoreboots"

And I left a lot of my shoes at home :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I like the sound of all of those!
My own whoreboots are these and are the only heels I can walk in for prolonged periods of time. Nearly destroyed my feet last Saturday in Birmingham wearing 3" shoes!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)

and the Badger-dude is back in the room!
any of you Fluffers still around?
or did i miss all the fun?
;-(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:12, Reply)

I'm still here :)
hopping in and out of sites, and wishing I had money.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:14, Reply)

money?
bollocks to money.
i have spent all of mine and feel very little better.
it's over-rated.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33, Reply)

I'm quite broke and need not to be :(
mostly because Lampito's shoes have made me jealous!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)

"le superflue? c'est une chose tres necessaire"
probably mis-spelled.
but it's voltaire.
so he should know.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Voltaire knows all.
Apparently it's "le superflu, chose très nécessaire". I forget you used to live in France :)
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:48, Reply)

22 years ago!
i reckon i remembered it pretty well?

so anyway m'dear, how're you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Yes you did :) especially as my knowledge of Voltaire is minimal and I had to google it!
Am not fond of Zola, either. Or Maupassant.

Same old same old really - busy again at work and quite broke, still :( and trying to pretend Christmas is not upon us...
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:57, Reply)

haaaaaa! you cheated and used google!
i win?
what do i win?
yeah, Zola is a bit shit, never made up my mind about Maup.
what about Flaubert?
(wanker)
advice? if you smoke then stop.
if you drink then stop.
if you have ANY FUN AT ALL then stop.
and your wealth will balloon in an instant.
and stop buying (sexy) boots!
you don't need 'em.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:21, Reply)

I had to - the only thing I use my French for these days is things to do with trains.
Nah, I'm not fond of Flaubert either; I did a whole module on all of the writers we've mentioned and nearly lost the will to live (Stalker Girl being on that course didn't help much either). The worst French-language book ever, though is Le voyage en France by Benoît Duteurtre and if there is any justice in the world it will be unknown outside Switzerland!

You're right I don't need sexy boots :( one pair is quite enough given I next to never wear them! I don't drink much and I only smoke when very, very, very stressed. It's the shopping that will ruin me...
( Maladicta, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:05, Reply)

Sorry :(
It's left me with 100£ to live on til the end of the month. Oh dear.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:08, Reply)

That's OK - I am a complete twat with money and was worse when I was a student.
If it was on ebay, cheap and useless I bought it!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:14, Reply)