I had three inches of rusty nail
go through my foot whilst running along a wall in Cheltenham College once. Upon another occasion in Cheltenham College a springy branch sent me flying off another wall about ten feet down onto my head. When I got back from hospital (it was my birthday)my brother and his chums had eaten the engine section of my train cake. The cunts.

However not long after that my brother found a rusty grappling iron which, in an attempt to use it to scale a wall, he threw into the air, and it impaled itself upon his head.

I've also been shot in the arse with an air pistol (brother again) - and had a home made ball of nails and modelling putty pierce my big toe.

Will these do?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Christ.
Not so much fulfilling the 'dangerous toys' part of the question there old chap.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:20, Reply)

'scary experiences with childhood games'
was the bit I was responding to, in truth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Its all good
I'm not going to shun you! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Haha
They will do indeed. I am slightly afraid of your brother! :S

I've never been shot with an air pistol but I did get shot a whole bunch of times by a 'mate' with a BB gun with ball bearings rather than the plastic balls... they hurt! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

He was a savage bully
until one magical day when it dawned on both of us that I was now bigger than him. I had him pinned to the floor with my knee on his head and he started crying. From that day on we've been the best of friends - I'd be fucked without him nowadays.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:40, Reply)