Enough money to go out boozing / galavanting
*strokes chin*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Cash withdrawn from the non-maxed credit card
I'm a cunt, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I really think you are
either move to somewhere cheaper, get a better job, or chuck your little one off a cliff.

Asking your boss for a payrise when you're on £30,000pa, the bloody cheek of it. I hope he laughs his tits off as he hands you your P45
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

The job I do,
with the 15 years' experience I have in it, means that were someone else be foolish enough to hire me to do it, my going rate would be nearer to 40k. I've not had so much as an inflationary raise in five fucking years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Then you'll really have to kick up a fuss
write your demands on the office walls using a red sharpie, and throw your fax machine at the MD
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Ah.
I wrote them on his monitor in shit.

Was this wrong?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)