I think I make them too hot and/or full
I get all set up, hop in the tub and halfway through smoking a 'number' and having got through half a page of my book, I start spinning out. I'm gonna do a Jim Morrison one of these days...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

heh
been there. that's where the icy beer comes in handy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

my situation means that those
aquatic based reefers never happen..i would end up getting it wet, then getting more stressed than i was before i started. i usually decant to the garage and play some darts whilst i indulge, the stuff i have absolutely stinks, in a good way of course
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

naturally
darts and reefers are also a good combo

my mate ended up throwing a dart into his acoustic guitar though. fucking hilarious after the initial shock of thinking it was my brand new one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

ye canny beat it, the game of kings.
In all my years i still haven't managed a 180. the mad skillz required to be consistently good at darts is off the scale. I went to see some live darts earlier this year, the atmosphere was also off the scale, Raymond 'barney' Barneveld claimed it was the best reception he had ever had in his career, and i don't doubt it.

I was there as a guest of Virgin, the main sponsors, back-stage passes, the lot.....and after 4 hours of malt whiskey with glayva as a mixer, i ended up putting the hospital into hospitality, and woke up with my head having 6 stitches inserted into it. Apparently I slipped and bashed my head off the ground, quite spectacularly.

Scary stuff though, being knocked out. The missus was ever so proud :-/
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

sounds eventful!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I'm proud too
Good work. Extremely good work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)

total fannybaws
more like it...funny thing was, i didn't even a hangover or anything the next day, felt great actually!m although i insisted that had i had a cheeky reefer, i wouldn't have gotten so mangled on the bevvy and disaster would have been averted. smoke is good for applying the booze brakes, keeps things under control.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)