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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Never

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Don't we know it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)
I need to feel loved

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)
alright then
bend over
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:07, Reply)
*bends*
Be gentle
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)
B3taback Mountain!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)
Monkeysex Mounting, more like
hahahahahahahahahaha

*dies a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Mine's better

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)
No, mountains are better
you could easily get lost in a mine.

Somebody stop me, I'm so shit
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)
I've been to a salt mine and some ice caves
I didn't get lost but I saw a big ice blob that looked like an actual elephant. And a girl slipped and banged her head and went all weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)
She tried to hump the icelephant?
EDIT wait, it was you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)
Was it fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Icelephant humper!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:32, Reply)
I've got a photo of it somewhere
I wonder if it's still an elephant or if it's morphed into something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)
You're over-enthusiatic rubbing up against it
combined with your hot juices dripping all over it have probably whittled it down to nothing more than a nub
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:44, Reply)
I thought 'guffaw' was just a word they used in the Beano
But I just did it. EYE ARE ELL
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)
Haha
I love guffaw and chortle, Dennis and Desperate Dan were my only friends when I was little*


*25
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Mine too
And Mandy and Judy and Bunty and Suzy
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:15, Reply)
Wimp

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)
Yeah
but what are you going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:02, Reply)
punch you in the face
You bender
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Daddy....?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)
You'd better believe it son
They let me out early for good behaviour...

*takes off belt and flexes it menacingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:12, Reply)
Cor
it's going to be just like old times
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)
I'll be your Daddy
You naughty, naughty little boy x
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)
You can all be my Dad
Three Men and a Bertie
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)
Fackin right it is, my lad
*draws curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)
I'll fetch the butter

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)
Take turns?
Or all at once?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Half a mo - steady on chaps
I had more of a savage Dickensian beating in mind, rather than buggery, if it's all the same with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Dickensian buggery's fine by me
I'll fetch me top hat
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)

t l
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Cor
Just cor.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

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